Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Rambling Thoughts

This week's Rambling thoughts will include a nonsense picture!! So much fun!
I had a lot of time to think on this week's RT because I had 10 hours of driving in the car, alone, waiting in terminals, and flying on planes. Which brings me to the RT
How am I suppose to protect myself against terrorists if you take all my "weapons" away??

So let's say I get on an airplane and so does a man who wants to high jack it, now I am not a very big person (5'5" and 100lbs) how am I suppose to physically stop him? Pull his hair? Bite, scratch, kick him? I don't think so, any normal size man could easily take me down, and this is why I carry weapons. So anyways I was thinking about it and I've come up with some approved items that us petite men or women could carry on a plane with us.
  • 8" heels, the higher and sharper the heel the better! They work really good for stabbing
  • Giant cowboy belt buckles, again the bigger the better! Not only can it be used to hit someone but you can use the belt as a whip
  • Umbrellas, make sure it's one with a point on the end. Another multipurpose tool, used for beating someone with, or open it in some one's face to scare them.
  • Bullet proof vest, hey vest are coming back in style. Don't think I need to explain this one, of course it's to keep you warm on those freezing flights
  • Mint spray, or cinnamon would work too. Not only will fresh breath give you the confidence to stand up to the bad guy but can be used like pepper spray
And I'm sure there are many more approved lethal weapons, but this is all I could think of for now. If you have any you would like to add, please comment I would love to hear them!!










Last but not least non sense picture!!!





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